bloominbabylonfic: (Grab Ass)
Title: Dear Beanie
Rating: R

Note: I have several comedy/parody songs on my ipod. And every time one of them plays I think of Eric. I can just picture him writing and singing these funny bits. Today, one came up and it made me think it would be a perfect birthday song for Bean. Hmm. I'll be a rats ass...never thought I'd write something for Beanie.

Bunch of assholes, Sean grumbled. )
bloominbabylonfic: (Xmas -  It's Santa!)
Title: Red Candy Christmas
Pairing and/or additional characters: Eric/Orlando
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: language, smut, fluff, tiny smidge of barely there angst.
Disclaimer: Right, totally happened.

Summary: Eric plans an escape before he and Orlando have to fulfill family Holiday obligations. Orlando just wants to stay home.


A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] taz34 for [livejournal.com profile] slashylotr_xmas



Red Candy Christmas  )
bloominbabylonfic: (Boot Kink)
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Title: Indiana Bana
Author: Beth
Characters: BanaBloom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Yeah, it happened.
Summary: Seen Raiders of the Lost Ark? This is the slashed, BanaBloomed version.
Warnings: PWP, smut. No real story to be found
Beta: the lovely [livejournal.com profile] piperbelle

Note: This is a complete rip off of the movie. It’s all in fun.

The Frenchman’s got the hots for me. Thinks I’m a girl, for Christ’s sake. )
bloominbabylonfic: (C'mon Cupcake)
Title: Bath Time Buddies
Author: Beth
Characters: BanaBloom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Yeah, it happened.
Summary: Orlando spends the day in his studio, Eric helps him clean up. Takes place in the The Problem with Puppies universe
Warnings: PWP, smut, schmoop.
Beta: None, please let me know about any errors.

A/N: I started this ages ago, but finished it to contribute to [livejournal.com profile] wishuwell4jacks. I know it's late...very late, but hope you like it, [livejournal.com profile] jackieville
A/N2: Also works for [livejournal.com profile] 25fluffyfics Prompt#10 - Bath

“Feisty. I like that.” )
bloominbabylonfic: (Sexy Geek Animation)
Title: In Which the Falcon Gets a Paint Job...
Author: Beth
Characters: BanaBloom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer:  Yeah, it happened. 
Summary: Eric has a hard on for his car...and Orlando.
Warnings: PWP, smut.   No real story to be found
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] galor5

A/N: Birthday smut for the beloved [livejournal.com profile] piperbelle.  It's not much, but hopefully it will make you smile.
A/N2: I know the title sucks...so feel free to make suggestions.


You look like you're in a Whitesnake video )
bloominbabylonfic: (Default)
Title: Raspberries
Author: Beth
Rating: R for language

Read more )
bloominbabylonfic: (Eric Put That Away)



Title: Making Up is Easy to Do

Author: Beth
Characters: Hector & Paris
Word Count: 4,027
Rating: NC-17

Disclaimer:  Yeah, it happened. 

Summary: Hector neglects Paris and needs to kiss a little ass to make up for it.

Warnings: PWP, smut.   As far from the real story as you can get.

Beta & Banner by [livejournal.com profile] galor5

Paris fought the urge to smack his naked ass and left the room. )

bloominbabylonfic: (xmas - Its Santa!)

Title: Christmas Snores
Author: Beth
Characters: BanaBloom
Word Count: 3,084
Rating: NC-17

Disclaimer:  Yeah, it happened.  Eric and Orli told all about it as they played with a ball of yarn.

Beta: [livejournal.com profile] galor5

Summary:  None, really.  A snapshot of Christmas.

Warnings: silliness, schmoop and smut.

 

Nothing holly jolly at all. )

bloominbabylonfic: (Man Sex)

Title: In Which Orlando Dreams and Calls Eric
Author: Beth
Characters: BanaBloom
Word Count: 2,420
Rating: NC-17
Beta:[livejournal.com profile] galor5
Disclaimer:  Yeah, it happened.  Eric and Orli told me all about it as they painted my toenails last night.
Summary:  See title.  Just some smut, nothing complicated here folks.

[livejournal.com profile] 50kinkyways Prompt: 23 – Phone/Voice Sex 

“It was a sex dream.” Orlando whispered throatily. )

Bikers

May. 18th, 2007 08:49 am
bloominbabylonfic: (Sometimes I want you wild)


Title: Bikers
Author: Beth
Characters: BanaBloom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Eric and Orlando are out and looking to get laid
Warning: Trampy behavior, swearing…mansex
Beta: [info]galor5
Disclaimer: It happened…right. And I pulled Orlando’s leather pants on 
[info]smut_69 prompt 41: sluts 

A/N: Inspired by the delightfully dirty VMan pictures and perving with [info]piperbelle and [info]lostiawen. And their smutty prodding.

Lovely, filthy banner made by [info]galor5, even after I made Beanie 'whiny';) 

Fucking tease )

Targa

Apr. 22nd, 2007 09:27 pm
bloominbabylonfic: (VroomVroom)



Title: Targa
Author: Beth
Characters: BanaBloom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: My take on how Orlando reacted to Eric's wreck
Warning:  None.  Smut, fluff, not much plot
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] galor5
Disclaimer: Totally happened.  And I towed the Falcon.

For [livejournal.com profile] galor5, because she asked.
[livejournal.com profile] piperbelle, I swear the bikers are coming!

Nifty banner made by [livejournal.com profile] galor5

Targa )

bloominbabylonfic: (I heart porn)

Title: Shatter & Wreck
Author: Beth
Characters: BanaBloom

[livejournal.com profile] smut_69 Prompt: 38 Fingers

Word Count: 2,355

Rating: NC-17

Summary: Late night sex…

Warning: Smut and nothing else.
Beta: Puddy, my cat...so please point out any mistakes.

Disclaimer:  Yeah, it happened.  I have pictures, want copies?

 

A/N: If you want plot…its not here.  May I suggest your local Border’s or Barnes & Noble.

A/N2:  I shamelssly ripped off Orlando's glasses from [livejournal.com profile] piperbelle.  Hopefully I can make up for it with porn.

Eric knows that Orlando is awake and that this display is for him. )

bloominbabylonfic: (Viggo's Escape Plan)


Title: The Lube Olympics
Author: Beth
Characters: BanaBloom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Orlando and Eric are sensual sports athletes…competing in the Lube Olympics
Warnings: AU, cursing, mansex…the usual ridiculousness
Disclaimer:  What?  Your cable company doesn’t broadcast the Lube Olympics?  Pity…
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] raptureinbloom

Thank you to everyone who stuck with this story to the end.  Your comments have been amazing and beyond anything I could have hoped for.  Again, thanks.
 

Orlando stood at the end of the chaise, gloriously nude, dripping water, and grinning at him. )

bloominbabylonfic: (Lube Olympics)


Title: The Lube Olympics
Author: Beth
Characters: BanaBloom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Orlando and Eric are sensual sports athletes…competing in the Lube Olympics
Warnings: AU, cursing, mansex…the usual ridiculousness
Disclaimer:  What?  Your cable company doesn’t broadcast the Lube Olympics?  Pity…
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] raptureinbloom

Previous Chapters

Note:  If anyone is still reading this...thank you.  I feel horrible about how long it has taken me to finish this story, and I'll bear in mind what  putz I've been in updating if I take on another multi chapter fic.  I know I said this before, but I swear this time its true...no huge delay between this chapter and the next.  It's written, just needs a smidge of polishing.  I'll post it as soon as I'm back from the Thanksgiving holiday (if I don't end up in jail for murdering my brother's wife). 

Welcome to the last day of competition of the 2005 Lube Olympics )
bloominbabylonfic: (Eric dresses Orlando)

Title: A Porn Star is Born
Author: Beth
Fandom: RPS
Characters: BanaBloom
[livejournal.com profile] wtf27 Prompt: 14 Porn Stars
Word Count: 3,682
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Eric is looking for a new face for his next production.
Warnings: mansex, swearing…
 
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] raptureinbloom

Disclaimer:  Yeah, Eric really runs a porn film business...and I'm his fluffer

My WTF Table

Never been so excited. Want you to touch me everywhere )

bloominbabylonfic: (I heart porn)

Title: A Porn Star is Born
Author: Beth
Fandom: RPS
Characters: BanaBloom
[livejournal.com profile] wtf27 Prompt 14: Porn Stars
Word Count: 3,547
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Eric is looking for a new face for his next production.
Warnings: mansex, swearing…
 
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] raptureinbloom

Disclaimer:  Yeah, Eric really runs a porn film business...and I'm his fluffer

My WTF Table

Making porn shouldn’t be this hard )

bloominbabylonfic: (Lust)

Title: Channeling Paris

Author: Beth

Pairing: BanaBloom

Rating: NC-17
Summary: Orlando’s keeping things bottled up inside him

Warnings: angry sex

Disclaimer:  Yeah, it’s all true, every word.
Beta: Flying solo this time, feel free to point out any mistakes.

You looked really good on your knees today )

It Works

Sep. 25th, 2006 08:44 pm
bloominbabylonfic: (Love Is)

Title: It Works

Author: Beth

Pairing: Eric/Orlando

Rating: mild R

Beta: [livejournal.com profile] galor5

 

Note:  For the  [livejournal.com profile] adult_orlando Drabble Challenge #4 and because [livejournal.com profile] tularia sat on me and tickled me


What are you looking at? )

bloominbabylonfic: (Nuzzle)



Title: The Problem with Puppies
Author: Beth
Fandom: RPS
Characters: BanaBloom
Word Count: 3,833
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Orlando brings home a lot of animals…
Warnings: Cursing, mansex, horrible fluffiness
Disclaimer:  Yeah, it’s all true, every word.  I sold them the leashes
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] galor5
[livejournal.com profile] 25fluffyfics Prompt 16 – Puppy/Kitten


I brought home five puppies. I love you. )

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