Bloom in Babylon

I have come to the conclusion that one cannot read so many BanaBloom fics in one night without danger of having a stroke! HOLLY HELL BETH! That was so freaking hot! I think I have a fetish for Virgin (sp) Orlando! Especially when Eric breaks him in! Damn! Those two will sell billions and trillions of movies! Hell, I would buy at least a half million, they should last the first week! Can we rewrite Broke Back and have Eric and Orlando star but they stay together and the sheep/cattle/some sort of livestock get jealous because the cowboys don't turn to them? HUH?!?! can we?!?!?!? LOL!!

LOVE YOU SWEET, DELICIOUS, BANABANANAORLICIOUS PIE!!!!

THANK YOU!!!!!